No, I'm not pregnant..I've been fixed. Or as my doctor argues the pc term is sterilized. Whatever you call it. I ain't ever gonna have any more babies!
I have been pregnant 5 times.Why didn't anyone tell me that you are supposed to make a big deal out of announcing your pregnancy? Seriously, if I had been told I would have announced my pregnancy like this:
Me: You know what me and my oven have in common?
Other person: What?
Me: We're both baking something.
Now, If I hadn't been puking my brains out I might have even made them a homemade baked good. Might have, but probably not.
There are tons of cute little pregnancy announcement ideas on Pinterest and some scarier ones.
But, seriously who do you send these pregnancy announcements to?
Like this:
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| Not sure if I should congratulate her or send my sympathy, Sure hope her pregnancy got better. Yikes! |
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| Where are they going to put baby #3? |
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| Someone isn't happy. Good luck parents to be. |
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| WTF? |
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| Wow. That was quick. |
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| Creepy. |
